Answers! (and a Selfish Request)

Before I get to the questions, I have a task for you. You remember that story I wrote, "Pawn's Gambit"? The one about the escaped convict trying to find his daughter (before the assassin he works for does)? If you haven't read it, go read it now.

Your task (assuming you like the story, of course) is to go to this thread on the BCS forums and vote for "Pawn's Gambit" to appear in their Year Two anthology. And next time you need an internet vote for something, I'll vote for you too.

(There are lots of other stories you can vote for in addition to mine (you're allowed up to 5). Beneath Ceaseless Skies is easily my favorite fantasy mag (all the more for being free), and it's worth clicking through to read the other stories.)


Jodi Meadows says: Your Q&A comes with sound effects: how much input do you have in that aspect of your videos? Can you request certain sound effects?

My sound effects team is not the easiest to work with. She only takes on projects she's interested in and rarely takes creative input. And if her mommy's around, she refuses to do any work at all.

Despite all that, she's one of the best in the business. After all, she was raised by sound effects masters:

Susan Quinn asks: When are you going to start writing for children? You have a massive built in critique group. :)

I don't know if I can trust my critique group. They still pick Garfield the Easter Bunny for bedtime reading (if I forget to hide it). I do, however, have an idea for an ABC book that includes "A is for Airship" and "Z is for Zombie." If I could illustrate it, I think they'd really like it.

Dave asks: If you could fight anyone from history, who would it be?

Man, I don't know. Why would I fight someone? Cuz it's cool? Cuz I hate them and want to beat them up? Cuz I want to learn something?

See, I'm pretty sure if I fought someone, I'd lose (unless I'm fighting a five-year-old, but then why am I beating up a five-year-old?). Does growing up in a dojo and sparring with other ninjas count? Maybe I could do that.

Deniz Bevan asks: Where or when would you vacation if money and time were no object?

My wife and I really, really, really want to go to Italy someday. And maybe Paris. I think we could pull together the money, but the real issue is the ten kids we'd be leaving behind (or worse, dragging along behind, that would be terrifying).

The funny thing is, I think both of us want to visit those places because of the food.

C Ann Golden asks: If you could be any superhero who would you be and why?

That's a really tough question for someone like me. I want to spend weeks researching all the different superheroes and their powers, then write a thesis about it. (That's only partially true. I actually just want to read a lot of comic books).

He's probably on my mind because of the movie, but as a kid I always liked Green Lantern. He seemed so cool because he could do ANYTHING. Though I have to admit having your weakness be "the color yellow" is kinda lame.

David Jace asks: If you could become any animal (and turn back) what animal would it be?

A seagull. No seriously, check this out: I could fly, live near the ocean, have no natural predators, and feed on a diet of sushi and beach BBQs. IT'S THE PERFECT ANIMAL!

That's it! Thank you for your questions (seriously, one time nobody asked any questions and I cried for a week (okay, so I didn't cry)), and don't forget to vote for "Pawn's Gambit"!


Jodi Meadows said...

Thanks for the answers, dude!

Annie Laurie Cechini said...

Voted! Good luck! :)

Matthew MacNish said...

Great questions and answers. I'm off to read your story.

Susan Kaye Quinn said...

I'm with you on the literary tastes of the very young. If they stuck to Seuss and Sandra Boynton, I would be ok.

In related new, my husband is in Italy. Without me. AGAIN. I've been wanting to go since before Mighty Mite was born. Next year, maybe ....

Myrna Foster said...

Almost all of those answers made me laugh. And the sound effects video drew all of my kids. "What are you watching, Mom?" So, you made all of us laugh.

I have a belated question for you: do you have any other stories on the BCS's list that you'd recommend? The other voters seem to be voting for more than one story.

L. T. Host said...

Awesome questions (and answers!). Wish I'd done my blog rounds this weekend so I could have thought of one to ask. Ah well. Next time... next time...

MattyDub said...

Plus, as a seagull, you're practically EXPECTED to poop on people.

Adam Heine said...

LOL, Matty! See? It's the perfect animal!

Keriann Greaney Martin said...


Don't seagulls get eaten by sharks and other ocean predators?

Adam Heine said...

Only the dumb ones, Keriann. I iz samart.

And thanks for voting!

Deniz Bevan said...

Thanks for answering our questions Adam! I'd like to go to Italy, too! And back to Paris. And see Germany. And Iceland. And... Well, yea :-)